Your packet leaves Earth
Our client points your data toward a server that no current customer can verify exists.
Node selection
Global networks are obsolete. Ours is galactic.
Proxima CentauriTOO CLOSE
Kepler-442 SystemAVAILABLE
Unknown Star #8192PROBABLY ONLINE
CEO's HomeSEIZED
Estimated latency
6,311,520,000,000,000 ms
Every server is located at least 100 light-years from Earth. Your packet may arrive eventually. Your reply may not.
Connect anywayHow Dangerous VPN works
Privacy through enormous physical distance.
Time provides encryption
We rely on centuries of transit to make intercepted information historically irrelevant.
The reply begins its journey
Support recommends remaining patient, hydrated, and genetically related to future recipients.
Built for privacy enthusiasts
Advanced features. Astronomical compromises.
One purchase. One lifetime.
$49.99
No monthly fee. No bandwidth limit. No device limit. No realistic possibility of connecting before the end of your natural life.
No refunds. The refund packet would take too long.
Buy lifetime planWhy CC Dangerous VPN?
Ultimate Privacy™
By the time intercepted data reaches the server, the investigators may have retired.
Unlimited Locations™
The universe theoretically contains a very large number of stars.
No-Logs Policy™
We have not received any logs. Mainly because the data has not arrived.
24/7 Support
Your support ticket completes one round trip in roughly 200 years.
Compare VPNs
See the difference distance makes.
| Feature | Normal VPN | Dangerous VPN™ |
|---|---|---|
| Nearest server | Usually nearby | At least 100 light-years away |
| Typical latency | 20–200 ms | 6.3 quadrillion ms |
| Streaming | Often supported | Your descendants may finish the episode |
| No-logs claim | Policy-based | Physics-based |
| Refunds | Sometimes | The request has not arrived |
Connection attempt launched.
Estimated completion: after several human civilizations. Your network team may continue waiting.
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Frequently asked questions
How far away is the nearest server?
Every active location is at least 100 light-years from Earth.
Why are the servers so far away?
Nearby servers were considered insufficiently dramatic.
Can I use it for streaming?
Yes, if the streaming service and your family line both remain active for centuries.
Where are my connection logs?
Still traveling through deep space, according to our compliance team.
Does the lifetime plan renew?
No. Its main challenge is beginning.